Pigeons and crows have chickens. The chicken settled on the hood, windshield, trunk of my car. More in the front of the car. The sediment that stood for 2 days under the sun’s rays caused me trouble: the paint broke through, the sheet began to crack. My car broke down. I have losses of 5-10,000 euros. Shoot crows and pigeons? I have learned that pigeons are sharper to birds than crows. Should I just shoot pigeons? But what to shoot from? suggestions? We live in symbiosis with nature. we live on an equal footing with birds and robots. We live in conditions of global warming, so we have to leave the car at home. And at home, pigeons and crows peck at our car. Who protects me?

I’m in the block. Trees grew around the block. Pigeons, a symbol of peace, sit on tree branches. Next to them or next to them, a symbol of intelligence, the crow takes its place.

Of course, who said I was stuck? I am in nature. Who said that a dove symbolizes peace and a crow is hyperintelligent? Our human imagination. But why am I delusional? The problem of my war today is bird nature, but also human nature: we are all chickens. I’m a bird too. A bird is also a person. Similar composition. If we didn’t have our chicken, we’d all be poisoning our intestines. Therefore, I have to treat birds with understanding. Poor people like me.

The simple problem is that chicken pigeons and crows fell on the dashboard of my car.

And the car sitting in full global warming, we’re in November and we’re having August temperatures, right? So the car, accepting the chicken from above and the sun from above, the car, I say, began to refuse. What I mean is that the paint appeared because of the chicken.

Who protects me?

The insurance company said that such a thing does not exist. The city hall says that this is a nocturnal migration of birds from the Hlynska pit towards the city, that it is cold and lonely at the Glynska pit. Here, in the city, birds find a hospitable shelter. The city hall announced that they will drive the bird away with fireworks.

I thought, if no one defends me, to hire an eagle.

The eagle is only mine, accustomed to a small, tiny bird. Trained on the symbol of peace and trained on the intelligent bird. otherwise? Yes, let’s take a gun, because there is no one to protect me. Who protects me?

I put a mouth on the idiot for idiocy: leave the car at home, don’t pollute, use your feet, public transport.

Eco, civic idiocy to save the planet for future generations. Okay bro, I said I’m holding it, is anyone doing anything with the peace dove chicken? And what about the hen-crow, the mind of the world? Because the car was left alone, in the parking lot, without supervision, look what is happening. Look, poor thing, I cry and write.

I look at the broken car, cry and write. Who protects me?

And since I’ve been studying the car paint problem, what do you think? Another bird appeared in the trees around the block and around the parking lot. The misfortune of the seagull. Do you want me to tell you the acidity of seagull in chicken? I studied the problem. So a seagull is on the same acidity level of a chicken as an eagle, Mom. So if I take eagle, I may not solve the problem, but make it bigger, more acidic. I mean, I’m chasing a little bird, but I’ve got a big chicken. Pigeons and crows have chickens. A chicken hit my car. Shoot birds, but with what? / Who protects me?

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