How to get on a space trip? ● Heat waves will be called hurricanes ● And they scare us with atomic energy ● Poland and Germany do not know who is killing their fish

• How to get on a space trip? Applications for space tourism are growing, and NASA doesn’t know if it can handle it. That’s just in case you’re still worried that Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, or others like them are really putting together penny after penny, billion after billion, to get humanity to Mars out of pure scientific enthusiasm or great love for humanity. Please, maybe they will take you, but for fun, to the Martian mud baths, for a fee. For hard money. And it does not concern us. We also have mud in Amara. What do we need from that Martian who doesn’t even know if he’s all right or if you’re still alive with some sick person over there? The fact is that since about 2001, since the Russians set the tone for space tourism, the demand has grown exponentially. Private companies are also involved, we know that, but they also need people trained by NASA. Specialists are needed for flight control, as part of the shuttle crew. Well, they say, it would really be necessary to create a special department at NASA that would deal only with this. And in the American space agency, none of these issues were ever on the agenda. However, taking into account the profit, the chances of getting involved in this business are quite high. While one, the other, we also get a ride from this? Let’s not go alone, because we Romanians don’t have the money for that. But let’s at least make a plan. Let’s send a few of our own to set an example for humanity. What if we save money just to go? The gesture matters. And no, we weren’t thinking about the national football team.

• Heat waves will be called hurricanes. After the temperatures reach the values ​​and 44.4 degrees Celsius across Spain, those guys thought it would be a good idea to call heat waves what they call hurricanes in the US. That is why the wave that hit Spain was called Zoya. Eeeee! How cute! Please, no one knows why they started with the letter Z in the first place, not exactly an inspired choice in the current context, but that’s their job. Even more interesting is that the Spanish authorities will alternate female and male names. How cool! But, again, we are not told by what criteria. Anyway, what interests us when we Romanians join the world. I mean we have heat waves too. We’re not the last to get burned, sorry for the uninspired expression in this heat. We propose to create a government commission, with benefits, special pensions, all the equipment to deal with this. After all, this is important work. Look, we have come with the first offers! For example, let the next heat wave be called the Vlad Chiriches wave. Well, don’t you just get hot when you see a man playing on the field? It’s an inspired name. Or the Veorica wave, if we have to choose a local, authentic Romanian name. Finally! We don’t know about you, but let’s face it, we’re already sweating.

• And they scare us with nuclear weapons. If you need more proof that a prestigious magazine naturally really profitable business, here’s a new one! Some researchers from Rutgers University in New Jersey, USA, claim that a nuclear conflict between the two countries would have catastrophic consequences at the global level. That’s right! How did they arrive at this truly telling conclusion? I mean, what mechanisms did they spin there, what calculations did they make to draw such a conclusion? And we, simple people, thought that it would be happiness. The males who give us competition will disappear and we will go to a paradise island, each with about 20 models of hats, so that they have someone in their old age to bring us a mug… of beer and someone to wind us up. us with a palm leaf when it gets hot. I pray that the heat is gone, that nuclear winter is possible, but it didn’t matter. Importantly, in the event of such a catastrophe, global food production will be reduced by more than 90%, which means that approximately 5 million fellow planets will be told “Goodbye, muchachos!”. Well, that’s pretty much the conclusion of the study. Where they hit is clear as day. It is unclear, as I already said, how they came to such a conclusion, which, by the way, was known back in the 50s and 60s, when it was planned to create nuclear bombs?

• Poland and Germany do not know who is killing their fish. As you have probably seen in the media in recent days, an environmental disaster has just hit Germany and Poland. To be more specific, the Oder River was polluted with some chemicals and the banks were filled with fish with raised legs and stiff claws. There is a rumor that the fish has neither legs nor claws. more! What level of mercury was found in the river water, nothing is excluded. That’s why we say keep all options open. In general, neither the Polish Ministry of the Environment nor the German Ministry of Environmental Protection have any idea what other substances have been dumped into the Oder. And most importantly, who did it. Poland even offers a reward of 1 million zlotys (about 220 thousand dollars) for information about the criminal. Well, that’s another thing he doesn’t know. How the hell can you contaminate something so evil and have no suspects? I have not been to Poland before, but who has been there can give us valuable tips, maybe we can get this reward together. I mean, do any of the citizens actually own industrial amounts of mercury there? We also asked, like the Romanian, impartially.