After the last article about how we take pills, I was showered with a whole bunch of curses. The most abuse I got was from people on pills who wanted to beat me up. Two of them were fed up with the thought of a fight. Let me set a day and time for them to show me the power the pills give them. But gentlemen, I have protected your bodies, which you no longer feel because of so many pills. And I protected Shaorma and the grill, my inseparable lovers. I don’t fight because I don’t know how to fight. Today I offer a new battle ring: the gym shave. It became a shame to shave near the gym. Another story from the gym, where we improve our body, our breasts.

Classes in the fitness roomPhoto: Piotr Zayda | Dreamstime.com

In their underwear or wrapped in a towel, some shave. Is he looking in the mirror?

Oh, the mirror! A mirror is not just a mirror where you can see your face and trim your beard. no The mirror is a magical item. It reflects you, but it also transforms you. It corrupts you, changes your mask and your life. He confronts you with your age and fakes it. The mirror is magical, as I said, or all transformations, including trimming the beard, removing scales from the nose, shaving – everything is done in secret.

But NO! Everyone shaves in the gym.

This is a fight for places near the mirror. On Saturday-Sunday, especially, animals are left in the sink. Zoya, it’s hard. Sir, you shave at home, I say! I accept cases when you don’t have time, run to the gym, run to work. are you running away but it’s ok now, it’s saturday/sunday.

What happens to the body?

A large muscle is made. He undresses and takes a shower. He shaves. Or undresses, shaves, takes a shower. BODY. This is terrible. The sink is dirty, the shower is steamy. This is a couple and animal apocalypse. Foam, foam, foam, over the beard, beard, beard. Then laugh, laugh, laugh.

When you make yourself beautiful, you don’t show it to everyone

You have freedom of action. Because you take off your beard, you take off your mask. You change the mask, you say to yourself: I will be new, I will be different. Some even play music from their phone. He shouts his mane, he shaves his face.

I don’t like the openness of others, I don’t like to see other people’s nudity.

I want to throw it away. This is a story from the gym. A simple story from the hall.

Watch stories from the gym, take care of your body:

What the hell are you going to do with your body in the rain, wind and sleet? You take him to the hall to make him laugh, to tell him a story

Tattoo Why do we torture our body?

Is your personal trainer a butcher? Or is he a sadist who takes it out on you? / Story from the hall. How is that right? Do you walk around the locker room empty-handed or not? / Story from the gym

Let’s go to barbecue, let’s go to anavar! you have muscles Why do you burn belly fat with steroids? Story from the hall